--- title: Answers to Your Dumb Marketing Questions handle: "@mariyadelano@hachyderm.io" url: "hachyderm.io/@mariyadelano" tags: business blurb: I want to answer marketing questions that you have been too afraid to ask. The sillier your question, the better! Examples for inspiration... why would I want to collect people’s emails for a list? Why do SEO blogs look like that? How did LinkedIn posts become this particular kind of cringe? Why does nobody think my website is the coolest thing since sliced bread? Be brave and maybe we will all learn something. date: 2026-05-01 ---